Fun with Geoboards

"Look at what I made! This way it's a pentagon."

"And this way...a pair of panties!!"

Tessa Funny

I was giving the girls a bath when Tessa lays down in the tub, hands up behind her ahead, and says "Ahhhh, this is the life. "

Where do they get this stuff?

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

**Probably way too much information but I'm going to give it to you anyway. Too priceless not to share.**

Probably wanting me to explain the little anatomy lesson there huh? Well, anyone with kids can attest to the fact that where there are little ones running around, there is  little to no modesty. I can't tell you the last time I went to the bathroom in peace or at least without being asked whether I was going pee pee or poo poo. Well you can imagine what it is like when it comes to showering. Our shower is glass so there really is no privacy anyway. So, especially when Ryan is taking a shower you can often find little Miss Curious (Tessa) pointing and giggling. (Remember...no modesty) Well, with a house full of mainly girls, it really hadn't occurred to me that the girls didn't really know the word penis. Shocking I know. We figured it out today when Tessa came in as Ryan was showering but this time instead of pointing and giggling she asked, "Daddy, why is your vagina so wobbly?" Enter the anatomy lesson above. 

A Tessa Funny

Here's a little conversation I had with Mommy on the way to soccer practice last Friday.

(Please read carefully. It was probably funnier in person but this is the best we can do.)

Tessa:   "Mommy, are you my couch?"

Mommy:    "Your couch? You mean your coach? Daddy's your coach?"

Tessa:   (Thinks a minute.) "Yeah. Daddy's my couch!"